"Coldplay is made up of one idiot and three very shy people."

-Chris Martin (via luminouslywired)

polarlucky:

I love that headline paired with Jonny’s “I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks” guitar playing. :D

(Source: that-sunkissed-hair)

galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

• take car
• go to mum’s
• kill phil
• grab liz
• go to the winchester
• have a nice cold pint  
• and wait for all this to blow over

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

1nividuality:

✞enter my wonderland ✞

(Source: heavensonlyadeathaway)

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

Typical Chris Interviews

Interviewer: Here's Chris Martin.
Chris: That's the best intro ever.
Interviewer: How's the album doing?
Chris: How are you doing?
Interviewer: Are you proud of what you've done?
Chris: Good question.
Interviewer: Your wife—
Chris: Next question.
Interviewer: Anything happening for the future?
Chris: Something huge.
Interviewer: Could you tell us—
Chris: No.
Interviewer: Your band—
Chris: We suck.
Interviewer: Thanks for comi—
Chris: Bye.

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

orbitingasupernova:

avengerspls:

buckbeakhatesron:

;_;

…… OW.

(Source: mhilton215)

anaaabella:

The Best of Joey Richter with a mustache

A very young Colin Firth, circa 1984.

(Source: blyve)