like do you people actually find benedict cumberbatch attractive or is this some really elaborate joke
June 2013
Oh man, that sucks! Do you know anybody with a credit card who could donate on your behalf, and you could just give them cash? Maybe your parents or a friend?
Oh shit what is wrong with my ask?! Sorry for responding so late. I mean, my card should be coming sometime this week, I’m just nervous it won’t be here on time. I might ask a friend.
Imagine your favorite character pulling you against them from behind and whispering “You’re mine” in your ear
oh dear…
i could write seven books on how ron is not useless and how he’s a great friend to harry but i hear this woman named jk rowling already did
and on the 8th day god created hot boys who arent interested in me
darn it i just saw a private part on the internet
- crush: so who's your crush
- me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU
i feel like ezra koenig was born to be a text post blogger but he got caught up in a successful music career before he had a chance to fulfill his destiny
uhhh so you can’t actually back a kickstarter with amazon gift cards… what the hell am I supposed to do now?
i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture
i wanna call so many people out on their shit but i cant because i also dont wanna be a douchebag
- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
I swear to god if my debit card doesn’t come in time to donate to CTG…
Moses
Coldplay
Moses - Coldplay (from Live 2003 DVD)
when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle
Help my phone won’t unlock literally the only thing it will do is open tumblr I don’t understand
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”
hey there delilah, what’s it like in new york city? i’ve been comparing vacation destinations for my family’s next big trip and wanted a secondary opinion
the only time I’m good at running is when I’m running away from my responsibilities
i don’t know about you
but i’m feeling
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