December 2011
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Everything you felt for [girl you like] I felt for you. But you got your heart...
– Jaimie Lyn-Beatty as Sally in the StarKid production “Me and My Dick” (via dearguyilike)
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skeezicss asked: THANKS FOR RUINING THE THIRD BOOK FOR ME WITH YOUR TAGS.
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person: omg i LOVE coldplay
me: what's the name of their first album
me: who's the fifth member
me: do you have all covers, b-sides and albums
me: CAN YOU EVEN NAME ALL OF THE BAND MEMBERS
person: STOP IT
me: THOUGHT SO
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How teens and adults text
dayinthelifeofchris:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
My dad today: “Where you be”
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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
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tyleroakley:
sle4zy:
There was a little kid on the bus singing Someone Like You very badly, so I recorded it. Have fun looking at my face the whole time, by the way.
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fbht:
KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR
MR KRABS IS IN THERE
STANDING AT CONCESSION
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION
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I am famous for Coldplay and being married to someone who is more famous than I...
– Chris Martin (via coldplfan)
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jocelynstarkid72:
cantwejustbedeath-eaters:
and THRUST
aaaand whole audience is pregnant
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