Coldplay is made up of one idiot and three very shy people.– Chris Martin (via luminouslywired)
galifianafuck: if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will: take car go to mum’s kill phil grab liz go to the winchester have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
Typical Chris Interviews
Interviewer: Here's Chris Martin.
Chris: That's the best intro ever.
Interviewer: How's the album doing?
Chris: How are you doing?
Interviewer: Are you proud of what you've done?
Chris: Good question.
Interviewer: Your wife—
Chris: Next question.
Interviewer: Anything happening for the future?
Chris: Something huge.
Interviewer: Could you tell us—
Interviewer: Your band—
Chris: We suck.
Interviewer: Thanks for comi—
But don’t forget who you really are. And I’m not talking about your so-called...– Louis Sachar (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
senor-cactuar: how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
n1pslip: hey where’d you get those clothes, the toilet store?
I love discovering old songs I forgot I loved
Introverts vs. Extroverts
[[MORE]]Every single day on tumblr I see countless posts about how awesome it is to be introvert. I think it’s great for introverts to be able to find solace in the internet and meet people who feel the same way they do. However, as a very extroverted person, at times I feel as though introverts are making it seem like they’re better than extroverts. I know this is just because society...
Ron: If I had a horcrux, I would drop it in the bottom of the ocean, or I would put it in a pyramid with King Tut and all of his jewels, or I would blast it into space with a monkey who knew nothing about horcruxes.
Hermione: Or it could be hidden somewhere around the mundane British countryside. Our search could entail months of depressing camping, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of polyjuice potions.
Harry: Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not going to do that.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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